Hillbillies are all over television acting like idiots and fools, so it only makes sense that they would turn up in video games, where the hillbillies not only save the world, but find plenty of time for cow tipping. The game, "Hillbilly Warfare," was released on Sept. 5 by Richiekane Games LLC.
Here's a description of the game: "When threats against America reach an all time high leaving all branches
of the military over-tasked, the United States government is forced to
recruit a clan of hillbillies to conduct a series of black ops
assignments. But these aren't your everyday, garden variety rednecks,
they have experience in war. Whether it's an argument over the
neighbor's trailer being parked too close to theirs or a custody dispute
after the hog from down the road breaks into the barn and knocks up
their prize-winning swine, these are some battle hardened hillbillies.
With their huge cache of hillbilly grade weaponry and unparalleled wits
they are more than prepared to carry out their duty to protect their
country."
"Surprised at the enormous success of Operation Moonshine,
the government begins recruiting other clans to join the fight. Had
they attended more hillbilly family reunions or spent any time in a
trailer park they would have known better. When you put too many
hillbillies together like that tempers will flare. Some clans abandon
their missions and declare war on others. In all the chaos it's hard to
know the real enemy from those who are supposed to be helping you. You
have a choice. Do you continue battling rival clans to protect your
family's honor? Or do you put all that petty squabbling aside, load up
the shotguns, pack up the pickup, and take this fight to the enemy? The
safety of your fellow Americans is in your hands. Good luck, soldier." (Read more)
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